True Story: I’m not getting any younger.
I told Pump I thought I wasn’t doing too bad for my age. I’ve seen a lot worse. My crows feet are barely distinguishable.
Pump: What about this area right here.
He points to the drooping darkened areas below my eyes.
True Story: Pump has always been quite honest with me.
Towards the end of my pregnancy with G Monkey I was trying on outfits for dinner out. I thought I was ready to go and was examining my profile in the full length mirror.
Me: Do I have back fat in this shirt?
Pump: Well, Ash, you always have a little back fat.