True Story: I have been separated (now Divorced) for exactly 1 year this weekend. I have not had 1 date yet.
I live in a resort community with about 5,000 permanent residents. So, there are about 4 guys to date and all my friends have already dated them. Some friends suggested some dating websites they have had luck with.
Myself, a firm believer in casting a wide net, decide this seems a logical way to approach possibly getting a dinner date here in 2011.
This is what I have learned so far:
1) There are some freaks out there… I know, no news here.
2) The only people who are attracted to me and message me, scare me.
3) Fellas, please don’t message me if
A) Your profile picture is of you with a snake around your neck.
True Story: This happened.
B) You have 20 pictures of you leaned up against your motorcycle.
True Story: I don’t enjoy emergency rooms.
C) Your profile picture is your arms configured in a way that reveals the deep language of your dead language tattoo.
True Story: I don’t mind a few tattoos, but some day you will be a saggy old man. Just saying.
I am just beginning with this business so should have plenty of stories to blog about soon.
True Story: It’s all fun and games online. Then, when someone has asked me to meet in person, my reaction has been to rip the computer out of the wall. DELETE. Get a new account.
Maybe I’m not ready to date yet.