Comments for True Story

Comment on Shake it up by Mary Susan Slaughter

Mary Susan Slaughter — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 16:51:26 +0000

Very inspiring! I love that you are eternally optimistic about this upcoming year. Im going to make your NYE mantra mine for 2012. Who knows, maybe you will hear women yelling “2012 is mine” all new years day?

Comment on Shoes & Dating by paige

paige — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:01:16 +0000

HAHAHAHA. I can’t believe she called you all confused. HAHAHA.

Comment on Shoes & Dating by dani parham

dani parham — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:09:10 +0000

sorry bitch hahahaha

Comment on Monkey Lately by Lori Wescott

Lori Wescott — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:10:32 +0000

Hilarious. I’m glad you’re out of the closet with his booger eating. Luke does it too. It’s awful. It’s hard for me to reprimand though because I’m always gagging. I managed to tell him the other day, “That’s nasty!” He said, “No it not. It’s tasty.” and rubbed his belly. Shameful. Thanks for coming out of the booger closet and letting me know that #ItGetsBetter.

Comment on The Rite Aid by Alonnna

Alonnna — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:43:43 +0000

I’m rolling!!! but can totally relate! One day I was in Walmart, i know fear the Jasper Walmart! And a girl I went to high school with was checking out. As we were talking I noticed her smallest baby who was still taking a bottle I would presume has opened from a douche box a douche ( I am not an expert in this department, I still think it’s funny to see that on a shelf and preparation H still makes me laugh). The baby is trying to drink this thing like a bottle. Thank God it had a lid on the top that had to be pulled off. I was mortified on her behalf. I mean your day has to go up from there right? Then I imagined I was her, what the hell would you do? I mean you can’t really say oh excuse me while I get that out of my babies mouth! Good times…

Comment on Tuesdays with Monkey by ashleygm

ashleygm — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:44:25 +0000

OMG ALonna! I have heard of beetle juice. Our doc said they wouldn’t hurt him and if he wanted to keep them it was fine. Ha! He actually gave 2 to me on my knee and I had them frozen off by dermo. He also told me about the beetle juice. That other doc sounds like a quack. Glad you found someone you like!

Comment on Tuesdays with Monkey by Alonnna

Alonnna — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:37:39 +0000

I love your blog! I laugh every time you post! Atticus also had the bumpy bumps on his legs 2 years ago. I had no clue what they were and he was misdiagnosed twice. I finally took him to a dermatologist at Children’s hospital who used”beetle Juice” on them. They blister up and dry away! Atticus said it didn’t hurt and within 3 days there is only a small mark that disappears. The second misdiagnosis from a doctor not his pediatrician, who scared me to death! He told me to take him home and use new push pins to open them and squeeze the seed out. WTF??? I stood there with my mouth open. Can you imagine the horror? I cried on my way home and we never tried that or went back to that doctor. The people at Children’s wanted to know the person’s name and everything. Pretty scary stuff! Being a first time mom and having an only child it sometimes feels like I can only imagine what a blind person walking into the world with a cane must feel like. You get out there and you learn as you go and hope some you don’t run into some idiot who knows nothing and doesn’t care! Long rant short, it sounds like your monkey is a fun monkey! Enjoy as I have with my “tater chip”.

Comment on Mr. Bill by ashleygm

ashleygm — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 20:53:11 +0000

Yes! The only thing I exagerated about was his weight. We lived at Audubon Place in Foley and the blind that hung from the back door had to be cut down and thrown away. Disgusting! Ha.

Comment on Mr. Bill by Blair

Blair — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 02:10:10 +0000

I just we my pants!

Comment on Stud Muffin by Alonnna

Alonnna — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:11:44 +0000

This is when he was 2? Gosh mine was 3! And would only go when bribed with REAL things! Put me in “that” category!