True Story:  My MIL has taught me there are MANY ways to get rid of a husband.

A few years ago she told me that a particular amount of crushed up apple seeds ingested by a bad husband could kill him. She just thought I might need to know that.

Most recently she said with all the sincerity in the world, “If I could just find him (her husband) someone else, he could love her, and I could do my own thing”.

True Story:  Current husband is #5