True Story:  I LOVE to go to the movies by myself. I really prefer it.

There are folks out there that feel it is “sad” to go by yourself. If I can steal 90 minutes of a day/week/month for me and some popcorn & diet coke, I will. Especially an emotional movie, should not be shared.

True Story:  My favorite local theater has a white & yellow checked tile pattern. My OCD requires me to only step on the yellow tiles or sharks will get me (throw back to a childhood game).

The very Friendly Ticket Lady always laughs when she sees me coming.

Ticket Lady:  Oh, there she is… Following the yellow brick road… The only one who does it!

True Story:  It took me 3 years to write my thank you notes after my wedding.

Ironically, I write about 5 personal notes a day now. WTF???

True Story:  I start a new diet/workout/health program every Monday.

True Story:  I have four really great celebrity girlfriends: Pink, Drew Barrymore, Kate Winslett, and Jennifer Anniston.

They don’t know it.

What?   I think we would get along well.

True Story: I secretly like her… And a Jay Z song was on… So I put my hands up…

True Story:  I was anorexic for 2 days once. It sucked.

True Story: Really talented psychics & mediums… I recommend them.

True Story: Alabama Public Television Rocks! Best children’s programming hands down.

If I ever make any $$$, I’m going to give them some.

True Story: I read at traffic lights… I’m bored.