True Story

{February 4, 2010}   The Wedding Photographer

True Story:  Pump only put his 2 cents in twice about the wedding: the photos & wedding night lingerie.

So we drive 30 minutes to meet our photographer. Pump is a filmmaker and wouldn’t stand for a cheesy wedding video, only really fabulous, artsy, candid wedding shots. He tells the photographer as much.

Me: Listen, I had a nose job when I was 18 and my face can look funny in pictures sometimes. It’s hard to describe. Pump, you tell him.

Pump: Well, there’s a few problems really. She has a double chin, and can look shiny, and fat from one side… And there’s the nose…

Photographer: Speechless

B says:

I just laughed my ass off

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