True Story: I’m not getting any younger.
I told Pump I thought I wasn’t doing too bad for my age. I’ve seen a lot worse. My crows feet are barely distinguishable.
Pump: What about this area right here.
He points to the drooping darkened areas below my eyes.
True Story: Pump has always been quite honest with me.
Towards the end of my pregnancy with G Monkey I was trying on outfits for dinner out. I thought I was ready to go and was examining my profile in the full length mirror.
Me: Do I have back fat in this shirt?
Pump: Well, Ash, you always have a little back fat.
True Story 
So wrong. But hilarious. Jroc actually calls me “muffintop” which I do not find funny at all. There is not an exercise in the world that gets rid of ‘muffintops’- i’ve researched the crap out of it- apparently my only hope is to stop eating all together and wait until I starve it off- and that ain’t happenin’.