True Story

{September 11, 2010}   Excerpts from a Bachelorette Party

True Story:  These are direct quotes.

“Rule #1… No Bitchen… If you have any questions or concerns, refer back to rule #1”.

“Where is the bottle opener?” …..    “Well, it’s in my Vera Bradley Hipster”.

“How many people have you slept with?”

Security guard at world-famous honky-tonk, pointing to the bride:  You people… Got 8 minutes.

Bride:  Why?

Security Guard pointing to bachelorette on her back on the ground and one asleep at a picnic table (for 2 hours):  Because of this one, and that one.

“I really like you. I wasn’t sure if I would”.

“Your toes… Huh, uh… That is wrong.”

“Feel how heavy my boobs are.”

“I really like you. Let’s be friends.”  “Okay, that sounds like fun.”

“Oh my gosh, you look great!”

“Girl pact. Let’s get healthier.”

“We’re going to run out of beer.”

“You brought 324 cups of coffee for the weekend?”

“The Captain needs a beer.”

“Can I just pause and say I really respect that.”

“I think I’m going to pick up smoking again.”  …..   “Dammit, I just quit.”

“She’s exorcising? Now?”

“Hey, are y’all worried about STDs?”   ……    “No.”

“Um, what you’re wearing is obnoxious.”

True Story:  A good time was had by all. Great Memories and friendships were formed.

Blair says:

I 2nd that! Friendships built, boobs felt…it was awesome! I am the last one up at my hizouse and cleaning after peeps left the place a mess (I cleaned for 3 hours today). Anyway, typing away and listening to my “I’m Gettin’ Hitched Ya’ll” cd! Awesome. Keep getting flashbacks from the boat! I felt like Leonardo at the front of the boat. I just had my eyes closed with my beer and big hat! It was heaven!

Love you!

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