True Story:  G Monkey phases like the moon.

He finally decided to come on out with it and talk… Well, bring on the questions.

Example:  We enter the drug store.

G Monkey:  WHAT’S THAT?

Me:  Sunscreen

G Monkey:  WHAT’S THIS?

Me:  Adult Diapers.

G Monkey:  WHAT IS THESE???

Me:  Wine Bottles.

G Monkey:  Ooh, soooooooo prit-tee.

Me:  Yes.

I am not exaggerating. This goes on everyday, everywhere. He actually scattered the dog’s treats all over the floor and said, “Oooohh, so prit-tee.

True Story:  It was inevitable.

The other day G Monkey runs in from his room with just a t-shirt on and nothing else.

G Monkey:  WHAT’S THIS!?!?

He points to his genitalia.

Me:  That’s your penis.

G Monkey:  OOOhhhh…. MY PENIS…. SOOOO PRiT-TEE.

Me:  And so it begins…