True Story: G Monkey phases like the moon.
He finally decided to come on out with it and talk… Well, bring on the questions.
Example: We enter the drug store.
G Monkey: WHAT’S THAT?
Me: Sunscreen
G Monkey: WHAT’S THIS?
Me: Adult Diapers.
G Monkey: WHAT IS THESE???
Me: Wine Bottles.
G Monkey: Ooh, soooooooo prit-tee.
Me: Yes.
I am not exaggerating. This goes on everyday, everywhere. He actually scattered the dog’s treats all over the floor and said, “Oooohh, so prit-tee.
True Story: It was inevitable.
The other day G Monkey runs in from his room with just a t-shirt on and nothing else.
G Monkey: WHAT’S THIS!?!?
He points to his genitalia.
Me: That’s your penis.
G Monkey: OOOhhhh…. MY PENIS…. SOOOO PRiT-TEE.
Me: And so it begins…
HAHAHA!!